Hello Good Morning: The greatest story ever told.
Oh what I’d do for a new pair of jeans.
i’d tap that one on the left
(via pintsized--slasher)
Imagine if you were a facehugger. Your life ambition is to just try and get close to someone, to just love them, for them to feel you close to them, and then take your child and throw you away in the gutter to die. The bastards.
(Source: sonjackcarl, via dying-to-win)
green one ftw
Mine’s turquoise :)
Mine’s green :) Beside me right now actually. xD
When you talk to someone on facebook, and you see the “Seen <time>” at the bottom, and just realise that they’re purposely not responding.
Fuck ‘em.
if there is actually going to be a zombie apocalypse i will:
- take car
- go to mum’s
- kill phil
- grab liz
- go to the winchester
- have a nice cold pint
- and wait for all this to blow over
(via pagesofthebookburned)
(via diabetactyl)
Learning this.
Polite cat
That little headbutt in the second one gave me diabetes.
Oh my god give me
DAMMIT.
“Excuse me, human. I would like a petting, please. Yes, thank you.”
“Um, excuse me, human? Human? Ah yes, I’d like another petting please. Ah, thank you.”
if it was ginger, it’d be like a real life Puss from Shrek.
(Source: toptumbles, via pagesofthebookburned)
I’ve thought about getting a kindle for ages, but I’m still not sure. The black flashing when loading the screen puts me off a little, but I’ve heard it’s not really that noticeable after a while..
Yeah. My dad has one and every time I pick it up and turn it on I just think it’s actually really good. I keep convincing myself to get one, then discouraging myself, and repeating that. x]
